Giant badgers terrorise Iraqi port city
Posted by Theyain Riyu on Sun, 2007-07-15 23:33
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THE Iraqi port city of Basra, already prey to a nasty turf war between rival militia factions, has now been gripped by a scary rumour – giant badgers are stalking the streets by night, eating humans. http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22056684-5001028,00.html D8 What do you think about this? |
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Location: NJ
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Oh well, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. I mean, people in this country believe in Scientology.
I'm so superior! All others are primitive superstitious scum-beings, floundering about in the dank, dark dregs below the exhaulted pedestal upon which I reside and fling my lightning bolts to smite those who displease me!
*enjoys his delusions of grandeur*
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permalinkLocation: detroit, michigan
You know I'm in Baghdad Right now. I have friends that have gone to Basra and as far as I know noone has been eaten by badgers. I'll be the first to tell you!
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Personally, I would think that, in Basra, people have far better things to worry about than giant badgers.
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permalinkLocation: detroit, michigan
You'd think so Kage but Iraqi's are so used to war at this point it's really hard to shake them. Man eating badgers is new problem that I'm sure they have'nt faced before
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permalinkThis is an odd story.
If honey badgers have any kind of ill reputation, it's that they, uh, tend to attack below the belt.
(Not to mention that, if they were British, they'd probably look more like this, and be a lot better behaved, too.)
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permalinkLocation: NJ
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...
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permalinkLocation: Chile
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like arabian chupacabras!!!
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Mushroom... Mushroom...
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
what a load of (pardon my French) !!!SHIT!!! I know that they would have no problem pumping a badger full of lead like they have us for the past who knows how long I mean really !BADGERS! they have motive cocktails ^^ (my personal fave) and rocket launchers and if anything would probably consider them a delicacy LOL
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shoot now ask..... well NEVER
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permalinkLocation: detroit, michigan
Molotov cocktails? man where do you get your info. Iraqis have moved way beyond that but don't be so sure they can shoot them they've lost alot of their right's when it come's to weapons and not to mention some are uneducated.
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
well then who made these trust me it wasn't us
http://www.spacedaily.com/news/terrorwar-02m.html
and don't kid ur self it's very easy to make a motov cocktail
a mere child could make them just need the right ratio of gas and dsl and a bottle one rag and wah la one motov cocktail ^^
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my tormented soul has laid waste to these lands and all who oppose me for what seems like an eternity..... now leave or suffer the consequences
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
that or put a strobe flasher fire work in a beer bottle and throw ^^
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my tormented soul has laid waste to these lands and all who oppose me for what seems like an eternity..... now leave or suffer the consequences
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permalinkLocation: detroit, michigan
ok that article is 5 years old there were no weapons of mass destuction nuculer or bio. plus that just proves my point that the terrorist have moved to bigger better things because molotov's prove ineffective against the american military.
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permalinkLocation: Moreno Valley, California
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http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Big+Ass+Badgers/
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OMG! My waffle! Oh, the humanity!
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
found the same thing at this site^^
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/387460
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1510189216
here's a badger roaming our streets^^
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1470437032
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shoot now ask..... well NEVER
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
if U wanna see the real thing then click below^^ I warn you it's a dead animal not gross or graphic in any way possible, but kind weird
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e5_1184197345
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permalinkis that really the "killer badger" that had them scaried i mean really ate a cow?!?! the claws look like they might hurt a bit but still that had the town in terror?
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permalinkLocation: Philadelphia, PA (USA)
I just wonder if the killer badgers are working together with the eavesdropping squirrels supposedly working for the CIA.
http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/07/20/280529.aspx
By the way, I've already heard the "Secret Squirrel" joke. One of the radio stations played the theme song while discussing this story.
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permalinkthey aren't spy's they just work for geico
you know the guys that run out infront of your car to make you crash dont think they do that just for kicks they make some good money err cashews doing that
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