I wish
Posted by Theyain Riyu on Tue, 2007-07-24 23:25
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Saw this on another forum. Imagine you meet a fairy who tells you she grants you one wish. however, the fairy is a wicked one and will fulfill your wish in a way you didn't mean it. the rules are simple: someone wishes something. someone else "fulfills" (no killing) it and then posts another wish... example: a: i want sunshine! And so on And I am going to start! I want to be my fursona (Of course!). |
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Location: Moreno Valley, California
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You transform into the very likeness of your fursona, however, you don't make it long in society and become the next best thing that ever happened to the Tabloids. Thusly your existence as a human is morned and your short time as a true to life anthropomorphic is forgotten.
*edit - OR You become a very nice piece of traditional art.
I wish to have the power and knowledge to grant and control my own wishes.
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OMG! My waffle! Oh, the humanity!
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You do, but you somehow lose the control and it ends up like the monkey paw story.
I wish I had a cookie!
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You suddenly have a giant cookie. But the cookie is so big that it absorbs your body. You are now a cookie.
I wish upon a star.
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permalinkLocation: Somewhere over the rainbow in a land far far away
(thought you was going to sleep)
You wish apon the star and it crashes right into the area you are standing (or setting or whatever)
I wish for love!
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You find love, but what you didn't find out was that your love is an ex convict and is being sent to jail for life.
I want peace on earth!
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permalinkEveryone is transported to the moon.
I want a pony.
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Your pony is a beautiful black and white pieband creature straight out of celtic legend. It has lovely deep brown eyes, and lovely shining white fangs, and oh my, those hooves look sharp...
Or:
You receive fine piebald stallion, a sweet little thing. Or at least it was, before it dropped dead in the middle of your bedroom, crushing your bed and your lover. Within hours, your house is full of flies and the smell of dead horse.
I want a government full of sensible, moral, intelligent people with the best interests of my people at heart.
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You get your government, but all the people are lazy and do nothing.
I want peace on the moon then.
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permalinkLocation: Somewhere over the rainbow in a land far far away
You get your peace, but a virus wipes out 95% of the pop.
I wish AC would last a lot longer!
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It lasts for extra days until it costs too much,people dont come and it ends up being cancelled FOREVER.
MWHAHAHAHHA
I wish everybody was a furry
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Upon changing, the world becomes a frenzy of panic and confusion. Only the handful of those who understand their change live to tell the tales of a world that once was generations past and how friend turned against friend as one became the hunter and the other became the prey.
Centuries pass until a day comes that someone wishes for everyone to be human and the cycle begins again.
I wish that I really could be a shapeshifter.
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OMG! My waffle! Oh, the humanity!
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You spend the rest of your life in hiding for fear of agencies hoping to exploit you for their own twisted agendas and/or mobs of vigilantes accusing of every crime imaginable. Or worse... one of those mobs corner you.
I wish for a candy bar.
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The candy bar you desired is loaded with everything you are allergic too.
I want pizza
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Pizza the Hut appears and devours you.
I wish to replace the current Horseman of Famine.
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OMG! My waffle! Oh, the humanity!
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You DO replace the horseman of Famine, but discover that you are not that good a rider, and that wasted-look affects your center of gravity so much that you keep falling off the horse.
I wish for the ability to talk to, listen to, and understand the animal kingdom.
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No one in the animal kingdom has anything good to say about you and isn't shy about letting you know... as loudly and frequently as possible.
I wish I were a grand piano.
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You become one and fall on the person you care most about
I wish kage was a god
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As my good buddy Don Knotts said in the movie The Incredible Mr. Limpet..."I WISH...I WISH I WAS A FISH"
Sharky
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You become a kids meal at Long John Silver's. The god Kage laughs instantly popping heads and imploding hearts the world over.
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner!
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OMG! My waffle! Oh, the humanity!
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you become your hot dog (Oscar mayer) has two endings
but your in a costume and people are throwing food at you from their cars and suddenly it rains you try to leave but are magically fixed to that spot for the rest of your life in front of a grocery store....
you wake up being poked and prodded and then cut in half it ends up you became an experiment at a common house hold and their purpose is to figure out what the heck you're made of and then you're thrown away and you spend a lot of time at the dump a bird picks you up and throws you into the sea.... you drown
I wish I had three more wishes that included a lawyer from this world that is the best of the best and works for free...
and that these wishes and a gene and all the other worldly powers they posses would become my play toy and they had no free will just cause I said (wished)it so... HE HE HE HE
ohh and of course as my final wish I wish for immortality LOLs ^^ beat that if you don't I will....
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OK.....*cracks fingers*
The Lawyer ends up leaving you for other clients who would pay him tons of cash.......Lost to greed
Your "play toys" rise up and rebel against you
(I dont fully understand that wish)
You see all you family and friends pass away.Many yaers pass and you end up being the last human on earth,never dying............forever
Booya!!!
I wish I could Fly
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You sprout wings and take off into the sky. But you can only fly for less than a minute before your wings cramp up, causing you to wait several days to recover.
I wish for endless fields of grain.
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All of existence becomes a field of grain.
*or* Your life immediately ends. A new life begins for you on an endless plain of grain. A single locust lands on your shoulder... a warning of the black cloud growing behind you.
I wish I really could fire mah lazer!!!
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OMG! My waffle! Oh, the humanity!
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your lazer comes to life, but suddenly the trigger gets stuck and won't shut off and eventually you condemn it and sooner or later it cuts the earth in half lols
here's a classic ahem
I wish I could fit in better ^^
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You fit in so well with every group that everybody wants to hang out with you and you're left with no privacy or peace and quiet.
I wish I could find a love that's worth the price to get and keep it.
Ron
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your life's love appears before your very eyes but the price is death and she fulfills her debt of love to the grave and the other world by killing herself after throwing herself in your coffin (she slit her throat) and you're mauled by her and her love for eternity except her love is the kind that hurts.... and she ends up killing you in the afterlife too..... she crazy and ugly as a monkey but, but you don't tell her or shell kick your a**...
I wish I knew how to bring to this world perpetual motion nothing less and nothing more than that^^
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to every thing there is a cost and when I gave a spinning top the access to tap into the elements of perpetual motion it went power crazy and tapped into it's full potential and sent the earth hurdling into the sun because the pull was so strong that It altered the course of the earth's rotation around the sun^^
Ok now I wish...... for three wishes and a complete understanding of society a break through on the revolution (WII)cause right now the games pretty much suck and to (secretly) own the Internet and get rich because of it^^ I don't know how O.o but any way I just wanna get rich cause of the internet (how Ironic and redundant)
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Your fairy says, "I'll get back to you on that one," and like a bureaucrat, takes six weeks to respond. You're handed a document saying that "you need to file for this form and this form and this form to sign up for the waiting line to attempt to get three more wishes. Once approved, you will have to wait in line to receive 4 more forms to go to other agencies to get information on how to obtain more wishes from one wish, that information will lead you to another building where you have to wait in 3 more lines and fill out ten more forms to find out who exactly you need to talk to to get more wishes, who is the fairy that finally says "you can't do that." You finally understand that society is full of baloney."
I wish for no one else to have wishes.
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All the wishes in the world in. Because of you the make a wish foundation ends and all the termialy ill people come after you and kill you.
Or all the wishes end in the world .. and the people who held on to dreams and wishes like that.. All become buisness people and the world ends boringly.
I wish for super powers!
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You start to be hunted by the government who wants to perform "tests" on you to see why you have powers.
I wish I had a lightsaber
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permalinkYou get a lightsaber. Unfortunately as per the old saying, "Those who live by the sword, tend to trip and fall upon it".
EDIT: Forgot my own wish!
I wish...the cardboard box sitting next to me would turn around. I'd love to see how that one turns out!
-There is no truth
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It turns and snake jumps out, You yell alarm, but its to late your throat is slashed
I wish I a video game hero!
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I'm sorry, but due to an internal server error, your wish was not granted. Here, have a kitten instead.
I wish for nothing bad to ever happen to me.
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as of that you don't have anything bad happening to you you die because death isn't necessarily a bad thing now is it ^^ it can be good or sometimes bad....
I wish the WII games more recently wouldn't suck so much cause I have one and haven't found any that suit me properly besides Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and Ray Man It pretty much wreaks suckyness unless Bros. brawl comes out soon that would be allot better^^
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permalinkYou get your wish. There are no more sucky Wii games because Nintendo goes out of business and gets bought over by Microsoft. Microsoft uses this new power to finally push Sony out of the console wars. With no competition, Microsoft makes utterly crappy games for the sole remaining console. The game industry crashes completely before another company has time to enter themselves into it. The stock markets take a hit, reprecussions from this echo throughout the world as millions lose their jobs in this and related industries. George Bush blames the terrorists and wages a renewed war on terror which consumes the globe into World War III, which no human survives. And then a kitty cat crosses the street.
I wish Snake wouldn't jump out of cardboard boxes and slash my throat. (by the way that was amazingly clever. Kudos)
-There is no truth
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snake doesn't jump out (by the way that reality sucks) instead a hooker jumps out convinces you to go to a secret run down hotel and cuff yourself to a bed and wait for her instead of coming to the hotel and joining you in bed she takes all of you're clothing goes back to your house and steals everything and just leaves you there...
some people scavenging through the hotel find you as a skeleton in a thong..... how sad they actually take pity on you ^^ rofl!!!
I wish I knew everything and my brain/head was so advanced and evolved that it could store infinite information!!! woot beat that HA HA HA I know I can
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(Mordark, please stop complaining about Wii games in this thread. And please uses PG rated material.)
You know everything. Now your bored. But you knew that already.
I wish for doorknob, ankle, cold.
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A doorknob drops from the sky and cracks you on the head, you lose your balance and twist your ankle, you subsequently tumble down the hill into a lake of frigid water. You're rescued from the water but get a cold.
I wish I were rectal exam bot.
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permalinkyou become the rectal spam bot, but constantly break down for repares before you even can ener the "doctors room"
i wish i had a real working blue light saber
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You get it, but cause your not trained in the jedi ways you cut off your own hand
I wish for world peace
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The cardboard box sitting next to you DOES turn around; in fact, it makes a mocking face at you! But as soon as you turn to look in its direction, it has returned to its original position and attitude, so you never actually see it.
...And what is most irritating is, everyone ELSE can see this happening, and they are frustrated that the box returns to normal before you can turn to face it, and they look like raving lunatics, and you are frustrated because everyone who passes you claims that the box is doing it, "LOOK! Look NOW! It's doing it again!" - and you can't see it.
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I really don't have any wishes, sorry.
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All human existence is erased from the world.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of CocaCola Blak.
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OMG! My waffle! Oh, the humanity!
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A full unopened can falls into your hand. Just as you finish it you get run over by a bus.
I wish I had a million dollars.
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When you get up theres a package at your door with a million dollars in it, but no one seems to be taking monopoly money these days
i wish i could play the piano
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
you get your wish but some how nothing changed and prices in pianos sky rocket so you cant afford to own even an electric toy piano so your talents go to waste and you're to how shall I say it inappropriate looking for any one to hire you cause all you can play is the classics like baytoven's symphony LOL
I wish for a glowing red blood stained battle axe that cuts through any thing and that I had all the skills and knowledge to wield and utilize it^^
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You have become a character in a fantasy video game. However, the manufacturers botched the promotion of the game and no one buys any so you spend eternity in a void of nothingness.
I wish I were a gecko.
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permalinkLocation: Somewhere over the rainbow in a land far far away
You spend your life selling car insurance
I wish I was bubble gum
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permalinkYou become bubble gum but you lose flavor and get thrown out the window and onto the street traveling under peoples shoes for eternity until you eventually reach a dump site.
I wish I was a wolf!
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You enter a wolf pack and immediately become the omega(Loest rank in a wolf pack) of the pack.
You have to eat last!!!*points*HAha
I wish for a real life Dragon that only obeys me and doesnt grow too big
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a dragon appears next you and he obeys only you, but deaf and blind in so does nothing you say and randomly destroyes your stuff
i wish for a endless supply of drinkable saké
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