Fernando's Top Ten

I'm in Pittsburgh, and I stopped by to see how Fernando is doing. I am pleased to say he is up and about.

I told him that he had become a folk hero among furries for suffering such a brutal injury while chasing away a local mendicant who was troubling some Anthrocon attendees. He told me that he had heard a lot of rumors about that incident, many of which left him quite puzzled.

Here's the top ten list of rumors about how Fernando got his scar:

#10 He was hit in the head defending the city from zombie Nazi dinosaurs.

#9 He called Grandma Kage an old biddy.

#8 Fernando is in reality Tumbles the Stair Dragon.

#7 He caught shrapnel in Iraq, defending a group of furries from Anti-Furry insurgents.

#6 One too many head-desks over the Pittsburgh Mercantile Tax.

#5 That's where the aliens implanted the tracking device.

#4 Dorsai mistook him for a Vanity Fair reporter.

#3 He tried to do a stage-dive at one of Anthrocon's dances.

#2 He was taking a walk through the 10th Street Tunnel under the DLCC one day and...

And the number one rumor about Fernando's scar is...

#1 Fernando got his scar as an infant when his parents died in a horrific battle with He Who Must Not Be Named.