A quick humor about Uncle Kage's glasses. ^^
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I think I figured out why Uncle Kage prefers to wear glasses. I trust people with glasses, don't you? But, if someone is wearing glasses all lop-sided and crooked.........get away from 'em! Ever taken directions from someone that looked like that? "Where do you gotta go?" The only advantage of wearing glasses it that you get to do that dramatic removal. Ever see that? Where they take them off with one hand while tilting their head. "My God......holy mother of God......I can't see a thing. I am absolutely blind without these. It's probably why I wear 'em." Ever notice how a lot of people, when they're thinking, they're always chewing on the end of their glasses? "If we give the aliens a cold..." Y'know what they're really thinking? "This tastes like wax..." |
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Location: Hungary
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I don't like chewing on the end of mine, but the dramatic removal is really true for me..
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permalinkJim Gaffigan? You're one of us?
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jim_Gaffigan
"I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this (tilts glasses sideways) ... "Get away from 'em!"
Would you ever take directions from someone who looks like this? "Where you gotta go? Uh, 44th street, why don't we take my spaceship? I have to pick up Santa Claus anyway."
The only advantage of wearing glasses is you can do that dramatic removal, you ever see that? (Dramatic removal occurs) "My God. Holy mother of God. I can't see a thing. I am absolutely blind without these. It's probably why I wear 'em."
You ever notice when people are thinking in movies they're always chewing on the end of their glasses? "If we give the alien a cold ..." You know what they're really thinking? "This tastes like wax!"
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Me, I think maybe the labcoat gives him more credibility.
Unless, of course, it was marked "Mad scientist" on it or something.....
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permalinkI was wondering when someone would actually get that bit. A lot of people never seemed to get that one.
You're a Wiki fanatic, aren't you? Always seem to have a link to everything related to Wiki. Wiki Fur, Wiki Quote, Wiki Lunch, Wiki Dinner, Wiki Wiki....
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That's because WikiFur rocks. And with good reason:
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permalinkYou are either a Google nut or a Wiki nut. Actually, can we just call you both?
I prefer Ask.com. Instant getification!
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But...I do not wear glasses anymore. I had laser surgery.
Does that make me untrustworthy now?
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permalinkDunno about that. But now, local newspapers can no longer describe you as "a dead ringer for Jeff Goldblum, only shorter and wearing coke-bottle glasses"
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*BOOT*!
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permalinkLocation: Ardmore, PA
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Sure does. I think you should leave your sake in my capable paws.
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*DOUBLE BOOT*!
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EGAD! *dramatic glasses removal* He's figured it out! Dramatic glasses removal is so funny to do to people...
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permalinkTrue. I tried to start a new trend for "dramatic contacts removal" but it never really caught on.
-There is no truth
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permalinkLocation: Philadelphia area, PA
Probably because it's difficult to feign the proper expression while fumbling with your eyelid.
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permalinkActually, I can remove my contacts with only one hand if need be. ^^
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permalinkYes, but can you make it look -sly-?
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permalinkLocation: New Brighton, MN, USA
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So sad for me... I would have looked more distinguished. I once wore glasses when I was 11 years old, but thankfully, didn't need to wear them past the age of twelve. I was one of the lucky ones whose vision corrected itself.
I promise you, I am still a geek, I'm still a fur... can't say for certain on my level of intellect.
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permalinkYes, well, anyone who has glowing eyes for a character OBVIOUSLY has found the genetic way of correcting their eyesight. Either that or they're too busy huffing nitrogen.
That could be my mistake. I'm busy inhaling all that diesel fuel I put into my rig......maybe I can get Uncle Kage to help me conjur up a chemical concoction to make vision correction cheaper than laser surgery. He seems like the mad scientist type that hides in the convention center's basement thinking up ways to spread forth furries amongst the world and take it over.
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permalinkLocation: Philadelphia area, PA
Naaahhh; mostly he's an affable scientist, or a harried scientist, or an accelerated scientist...
He's only a mad scientist when the media are mean to us, or when con-goers do really stupid things.
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