I wish *revived*
Posted by Mordark (Mordark Leviathin) on Fri, 2007-12-07 21:55
 "do you deserve to live???" Location: Russell Kansas USA.
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mmmmmmmmmmkkkkaaaaayyyy... I thought this should be revived... for those that have forgotten or are new to it... someone makes a wish someone else tries to find a loop-hole and thwart their wish... EX: I wish for eternal piece on earth Response: everyone moves to the moon and there is war once again... ok to start off I wish... |
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Location: In a small little box in your small little mind.
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Its called the Wicked Fairy Game.
You suddenly dopplegang into Uncle Kage and the very pressure of trying to run AC kills you instantaneously.
I wish the Wicked Fairy Game/I Wish would stay Furry/AC themed.
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permalinkLocation: Ohio
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Granted, you end up being surrounded by wild animals however because the fairies misconstrue your wish to mean being near furry things, and there is a bear looking hungrily at you
I wish I could wear my tail anywhere without being looked at wierdly
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permalinkYou get locked up in the Psycho ward, and nobody there looks at you odd because you are part of the crowd then.
I wish to see "The Golden Compass" again. That movie was incredibly good.
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
U see the golden compass as a type or image projected on the whites of you eye-balls and end up not blind but can only see the movie "the golden compass" and nothing else and it plays over and over and over you can't sleep you can't see and every waking moment is filled by the movie... and eventually go insane and gouge your eyes out and kill yourself in the process XD
I wish I had a gun/psychic abilities (all)/and pie
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don't ever let me fall asleep in/on ur shoulder or lap...
ur friend may nibble and nip, but I bite... rawr ^^
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permalinkLocation: Philadelphia area, PA
Granted. You discover yourself the new owner of a psychic gun filled with pie. Specifically, pie made with /ands (which are, as it turns out, the phalanges of english fanfiction writers). The gun senses your intention to shamelessly exploit it and shoots you in the face, thereby covering you with pureed fingers of british slash writers.
I wish furs playing the evil fairy game would quit trying to turn one wish into three.
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permalinkGranted. They now try to turn one wish into ten. (except not really because I don't want to think of ten wishes XD)
I wish that I could draw the creatures I imagine extremely accurately.
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permalinkYou can now draw the creatures you imagine incredibly accurately. Unfortunately, you no longer have much of an imagination. You now create pictures that look like someone accidentally dropped some paints onto their canvas.
I wish for a full-blooded Russian citizen with a heavy accent to walk up to me and call me a "capitalist pig".
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permalinkI grant your wish.
But, now because of it, you see the correct way of being a capitalist pig and make your own submarine because The Hunt for Red October inspired you. Your sub is sinking because you fell asleep halfway during the movie.
Why do I get the feeling that you were baiting me?
I wish for a rotary powered ice cream truck.
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permalinkYou get your ice cream truck, but an idiot American mechanic realigns the engine so that the truck spins instead of the rotors.
I wish Bill Gates would get what he deserves.
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
Bill gates get's pinched by some anonymous woman and sues her for Milloins he wins and now adds a few more mill to his stash under his couches cushon XD
I wish I could die right now and be reborn into an average family that supports the furry fandom 100% and have all my memories from the previous life without ANY consequences
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don't ever let me fall asleep in/on ur shoulder or lap...
ur friend may nibble and nip, but I bite... rawr ^^
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permalinkLocation: New Brighton, MN, USA
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Granted. Except all of your friends miss you in the other life.
I wish I was a little bit healthier.
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permalinkYou become a little bit healthier right before Volknochi runs you over with his ice cream truck.
I wish to have an award-winning smile.
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permalinkLocation: Pittsburgh,PA
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you get your award winning smile. as your walking home with your trophy Volknochi tosses an icecream sandwich to you and because your carrying your trophy you cant catch it and it hits you in the mouth and knocks your teeth out.
I wish i was able to do everything i Want to do.
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permalinkLocation: Philadelphia area, PA
Granted. You are not in a state of perfect apathy and don't want to do anything.
I wish i could attend all of anthrocon this year without missing any of my other major gathering.
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
you can... you instataniously split into two people one is you and the other is a clone you see hear and feel everything that he does and is done to him... you go to the AC and notice that when he goes to your other gatherings he kills everyone there and you feel every waking moment spent killing those innosent people and then he kills himself and you perish with him while driving home and cause a giant wreck killing millions in the process, but hey... atleast you got to spend all ur time at the con^^
I wish I had a cloak that made me invisible and it ran on nothing but carbon dioxide and produced oxygen as a waste ^^ (can't forget the inviroment)XD
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don't ever let me fall asleep in/on ur shoulder or lap...
ur friend may nibble and nip, but I bite... rawr ^^
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To be kind to peoples' browsers, I moved the rest of this thread down here.
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Volk gets his rotary powered icecream truck. you decide to take it to get it tuned up. durring the process they port and pollish your intake by getting a bag of sandblasting sand and hooking it up into the intake. you get it back and are driving your rout when you notice the engine making wierd sounds. as you look behind you, you notice your being Chased by a hundred Dimwitted gang members screaming IIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE...CCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! . and some wierd asian guy with chopsticks.
since your motor blows up because of the 25 pounds of sand in it, you get mauled by the strange mob.
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permalinkLocation: In a small little box in your small little mind.
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You know have an unincenerated body, but its made from the souls of lost Anthrocon Attendees.
I wish people would just reply to the thread when they make a new wish/reply to a wish, that way reading the new wishes isn't so hard on my eyes.
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permalinkLocation: Philadelphia area, PA
Granted. Tragically, their computers all start posting in different scripts. Yours, for example, prints in egyptian hieroglyphic.
I wish (in honor of jim henson, circa 1970) for a new hair ribbon.
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permalinkYour wish is granted. However, you didn't specify who had to make you the ribbon, so it has now turned you into a large dragon. Your large sized has forced everyone to lock their doors and reinforce their walls with Anti-Dragon concrete. You're now forced to live a life in solitude and can no longer hitch a ride on people's shoulders. You are now forced to deal with the insanity that is the United States Airport System and have to go through Air Traffic Control in order to fly the skies.
I wish for a Breakfast Hot Pocket with ham, egg, and cheese. Hot pocket!
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permalinkYou get your hotpocket, but all the microwaves have mysteriously broken... (now I want a breakfast pocket D: )
I wish it were 4:30! (end of work)
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permalinkYour wish is granted. As I type this, it is 4:34pm. However, you didn't specify what day, year, etc so time moves backward and you turn into an egg.
I wish I had a microwave that worked so that I could cook this thing. Now I'm hungry.
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permalinkLocation: Philadelphia area, PA
Granted. You receive a microwave, about the same size as a coffee bean. It's fairly energy efficient, and you could probably warm up the hot pocket in pieces...if you could read the buttons.
I wish airplanes were just like they are now, only using next to no fuel to work.
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permalinkWish granted. All airplanes are how they are. However, gravity has done its damage and they can no longer get off the ground.
I wish I came up with a better reply than that.
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permalinkLocation: Pittsburgh,PA
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you come up with the best reply ever and everyone dies laughing and you have no one to talk with, so you use one of your dead friends microwaves to heat your hot pocket in and take a big bite of it and it's boiling lava hot and it destroys your mouth and you can't taste anything ever again.
i wish i had a real furry tail and ears. that would be wierd and fun.
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
GRANTED I gives you a real tail it's only 5" long
you have a pair of ears ridden with ear-mites ticks and other such things...
great you look like you went through a blender
I wish that I was myself again in that I hadn't seen what I saw on the night of 11/26/07 between the hours of 8:00 PM and 9:00 PM
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don't ever let me fall asleep in/on ur shoulder or lap...
ur friend may nibble and nip, but I bite... rawr ^^
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permalinkLocation: Philadelphia area, PA
Granted. You now have severe amnesia. You can't remember the night of 11/26/07, or any other night for that matter. Unfortunately, it's a package deal with aphasia, so you're not really sure what night is. It takes you several years to build up enough basic memory and understanding to construct a simple sentence.
I wish the philadelphia public schools had declared a snow day this morning.
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permalinkSorry to reuse this but MAN it is such a perfect setup. You have an invisible cloak, and while crossing the street you suddenly hear the sounds of an ice cream truck barreling towards you that obviously doesn't see you...
I wish Volknochi would get rid of that truck before it hurts anyone else.
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permalinkWish granted. I jump out of the truck and run into the bushes after I hear a "THUMP-THUMP!".
I wish no one saw that happen.
Oh yeah, Exkhaniber, I wanted to say this before to your original post but my internet was being buggy. You wanted to be called a capitalist pig?
kapitalisticheskaya svin''a (капиталистическая свинья)!
-Volk
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permalinkIf you can find me at AC, you get a big hug!
Wish granted. Nobody saw that happen. Not even you. You now have no idea what happened to your truck, and forever more try to figure it out.
I wish for everyone to have a safe and happy Anthrocon!
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permalinkHow'd you know of my head condition? Have you been talking to DasWulf?
Wish granted. Everyone is happy at AC (looking into the future) and is having a blast. The problem is that that ice cream sandwich I threw at you, you ate it, and it had hallucinogens in it. You were imagining it the entire time. It's still the present and you completely forget what you were wishing for in the first place. You wander around, find another ice cream sandwich and eat it.
I wish I had my ice cream truck back.
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permalinkLocation: Pittsburgh,PA
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as you are wondering what the heck Exkhaniber is doing. you wonder out into the street and get hit by your icecream truck you diped out of after the hit and run. because you left it running and in gear and it's been barreling down the road causing havoc upon pittsburgh.
i wish i had my fursuit done now.
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permalinkYou get your fursuit. However, I'm messy after my two ice cream sandwiches. I wish for a napkin and end up running face-first into you walking around in your new suit. Tough luck
I wish...a second one technically...for a new egg timer. I can't wait to see how that one gets spun.
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permalinkYour wish is granted. An egg drops from the sky with a makeshift timer in it that's a full face clock...that goes up to the number 13. Problem is, timers don't go up that high.....it's not a clock but a boost meter. The time needles spin quickly and the egg explodes. You've got egg on your face.
I wish that I could've come up with something better than that but I........IIICCCEEEE CRREEAAAAAAMMMM!!! *I run after another ice cream truck*
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
the icecream truck stops you hit it head on and get knocked out and it backs up and you die
I wish Exhaniber would spontanously cumbust into a miniture talking yellow chip I could pin on my shirt and wear with me at all times even in bed XD... for torture him I will... and that he (the chip) would be as light as a feather
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don't ever let me fall asleep in/on ur shoulder or lap...
ur friend may nibble and nip, but I bite... rawr ^^
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permalinkLocation: Pittsburgh,PA
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Exkhaniber sponteniously combusts into a miniature talking yellow chip, but you are burned to ash in the process. so the miniature talking yello chip pin is curiously picked up and worn by UncleKage. and Exkhaniber gets to year all of uncleKage's stories all the time and slowly goes insane.
I wish UncleKage would come add to the insanity of this forum.
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permalinkYour wish has been granted but alas, not for long because Uncle Kage is busy rummaging through all the ice cream in the ice cream truck and then runs off. He really is a crafty individual.
I wish I was brought back to life to enjoy this thread more instead of speaking beyond the grave.
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
*twitches* *starts talking to your corpse* *feels ur pulse*
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hey look he's alive ^^
I wish I had somthing to treat third degree burns... "ouch!!!"... and that I be whole again 'aka' have my body uninsinerated XD
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don't ever let me fall asleep in/on ur shoulder or lap...
ur friend may nibble and nip, but I bite... rawr ^^
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permalinkOuchie
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permalinkLocation: Finland, beyond civilisation
I wish there would be a easy, fast and economic way to get to AC from finland.
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permalinkLocation: Russell Kansas USA.
There is now a way to get there quickly and it's a portal you just step into, but suddenly the AC decides to close and reschedule just as you step through the portal and the portal there is only one-way so ur stuck in Pennsylvania.
ok...I wish I could "fit in" with people at school (pop cap of 500 max in the town)
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don't ever let me fall asleep in/on ur shoulder or lap...
ur friend may nibble and nip, but I bite... rawr ^^
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permalinkYour wish is granted. You fit into the school so well that you become one with the desks and cannot move. You should've specified how you wanted to fit in. Now, people don't even acknowledge you anymore and end up sitting on you.
I wish I could stop watching this movie clip but it's just too darn funny.
THIS IS DELICIOUS!!
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