Demonwolf (the friendly kind ^.^) seeking a place to crash in at AC!

I am not an actor, therefore I have hired one to help me out.

H: I'm going to Anthrocon

Actor: Behold bright star that burns over yonder Pittsburg!

H: I don't have a room yet.

Actor: Hark, I seek succour and shelter for three nights!

H: I'm looking for a place to crash whilst at AC!

Actor: No room at the inn, nor in the stables, and my footpaws are weary, my shoulders heavy. Is there somefur who can offer me respite?

H: I'm a friendly demenwoof with a heart of coltness ^.^

Actor: I be a...what? You're...WHAT? BEGONE VILE BEAST LEST I...

SNICK...THUD

H: OH-K! Um...hey...looking for a place to crash for a few nights, am friendly, house trained and don't shed! Just a male demonwolf with a heart of coltness seeking a place to lay my muzzle at night and maybe make some new furriends ^.^

Plus I'm a bartender...so I know really KEWL recipes!!!

And I do really great stripteases!

Er..ok...no I don't...but I can make some stunning drinks ^.^

Either reply here or drop me a line at . Thankies in advance ^.^