Wee! There's no chance, but I'll try anyway XD

Me and my friend are looking to split costs, we simply just need a small corner for the two of us to sleep, and a bathroom to regularly visit, nothing more.

We're quiet, she's a she and I'm a he, nothing bothers us, because we've both probably seen it before XD But we would both be glad to help cut down on the cost of a room, and the only time you'd see us is when you're probably sleeping, so...you probably wouldn't see us XD So effectively, the room is pretty much yours!

When we arrive, we can pay you in advance for the room.

I'm crossing my fingers!