Good news, everyone!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0a/Prof._Farnsworth.jpg/180px-Prof._Farnsworth.jpg
I've invented this device that forces you to read this statement in my voice!
...
Incidentally, this has been the best Anthrocon I've ever been to. Many big thanks to the guests of honour, Jim and James. Each moment I had the ability to spend with these fine gentlemen made me feel right as rain. Never have I felt such a positive attitude and being more comforted by people I've never met before. Thank you so much!
Also, I want to give a big thanks to every single staff member and volunteer. You're the people who make this con run! Don't ever forget that!
Also, my personal thanks to Uncle Kage. You may think you do nothing at Anthrocon, but believe me, you do. You're the motivator to everyone's spirit that keeps Anthrocon moving forward!
And a big special personal thanks to Erika "Chillymouse" Rosengarten, my roommate and one of our Ops staff. You made me feel right at home and as happy as could be. *gives you a big warm hug*
There was *very* little drama to speak of and I'm quite proud of that.
Anthrocon is my home away from home, and I consider you all my family. 

