FOUND: Digital HDD Camcorder
This was a lost and found item that didn't make its way into the lost and found bucket come Monday morning. (My fault.)
It is a Digital HDD Camcorder. I've watched through the footage to determine its owner. Luckily there was plenty of battery to perform this action.

This man appears to be its owner, he turns the camera on himself often to record his opinion on something.
-There's numerous recordings of a Rennisance Faire from May 2009 on the camera.
-The camera's owner played (and recorded) the DLCC-wall projected Laser Asteroids. And failed epicly, he says.
-He asked an AC roommate "Izzy" about his opinions of Izzy's actual roommate not being present to register the room they were to be sharing due to an airplane/train delay.
-The owner did not stay in the Westin. The window of their room in the camera shot had one of those lesser below-the-window air conditioning units.
-He likes Mitch Hedberg, as they had happily written a sign that said "Escalator Temporarily Stairs" before proceeding to walk down them. Not the first time it's been done, but worth a chuckle nonetheless.
He is clearly a silly individual, but surely misses the recorded memories far more than the camera itself.
Reply to me with the Camera's make and model number, and we'll talk about returning it. (Serial Number would be helpful and a sure-shot win, as I located it on the device.)
-Talyn
AC Staff, Logistics Co-Lead

