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Believe me, I'm just as confused as you are... But it's a FANTASTIC read!

http://www.ding.net/wikileaks/234867.txt

 

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I kick you!!

*kick*!

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Amazing! Isn't it?

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*beats you about the head* So wrong!!!!

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I'm just cute that way Eye-wink

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What secret?  Like Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail, it just grew...

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You're a cruel, cruel person you know?

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C-A-P-S CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!

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Based on my success, I feel that the most overused emoticon on these forums is in order! Dance

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Hahahhaha, it's been forever since I've had that happen to me.  Well played sir, touche. =^_^= Sticking out tongue

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bows

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Not again.  I got Rick Rolled at AC this last time.  On Sunday I was in suit and I made a run to the Kwik-e Mart to get cash out of the ATM and that music video started playing on his TV in there.

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i hate you. D:

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HAIIMMURK&THISISMYSIGNATUREITROCKSDOESNTHUH?

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That was pretty good.  I am impressed.

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this made me literally rofl. XD

also, lookie here. teehee.

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This sentence is false.

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You were Rick-rofled?

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Well, as it's all going to come out soon with this stunning revelation, I shall simply admit the truth:  I created furries. 

Yes, I, the mad geneticist time-travelling alien from the Free Masons, went back 35,000 years and injected 'furry genes' into some of our caveman ancestors.  It was all part of a plot to take over the world 137 years from now when my cybernetic immortal brain (which by then will have control of the Internet) activates the "Furry Code" within a certain percentage of the population, not coincidentally all of whom will be gamers who shall have virtual tie-ins into their brains for gaming in that future age.  They were to be transformed into their furry counterparts, complete with all their fantastic powers, with total obedience to my will. 

The world, nay, the entire galaxy would have been mine!

But it's all for naught now.  Damn you, Wikileaks!  >:C

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if you're not using it, can i haz your time machine? :3

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This sentence is false.

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I'm certain some Hollywood writer is going to steal my stupid plot from the above post and use it in the next Sci-fi channel movie.  Sticking out tongue

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you..... you.... you are the first person ever who did a succesfull rickroll on me.

Congratulations
I'll continue on with my life now...

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Yay!

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That was so evil. Never do that again. Laughing out loud

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I may be from Oklahoma, but don't call me a cowboy or a hick. You'll have to kiss me where the sun doesn't shine to make up for it.

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Laughing out loud Welcome to the forums!

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really? re...::shakes head:: really?! lol ::gibbs slap glelin::   (in the off chance you dont the referance..see NCIS Laughing out loud )

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its not easy bring green....or a zombie

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MY EYES! MY EYES! IT BURNS! Seriously though, this site frequently refers to the origin of the fandom to the ancient Egyptians of 5000 BCE; correct me if I'm wrong, but it wasn't until 2686 BCE when the "Old Kingdom" began and religion developed. It was the Sumerians of 3000 BCE that had already developed a system of community, government, technology, writing (cuneiform), and an advanced polytheistic religion consisting of over 3000 anthropomorphic gods (like Anu, god of the heavens) and demons (the wicked Udugs, who curse the people with disease, famine, and flood). The Sumerians had a 320 year head start on the Egyptians. I learned this in "HUM 201: Survey of Western Culture" at college; I never thought history could be useful.

Take that Glelin! History lecture trumps Rick Rolling! *u*

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omg.. text based forum rick rolling... It would be a lie if I didnt admit it was brilliant, I tip my hat to you sir.

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lol never seen a text rick roll before. good job Smiling

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