When does AnthroCon 2013 pre-registration start and does a college idea work if one doesn't have a driver's license or ID? What about birthday? My college ID doesn't show my birth date, so what should I do?? Thanks for the help :3 Can't wait for AC13 I have a written monologue that I wrote and planned to perform at the Masquerade at AnthroCon 2013:
The Origin of the Fish Taco
So, one night while I was out I just saw the movie Paranorman, which was pretty good, I got in my car and my stomach growled, luckily, there was a Taco Bell nearby. I drove to the drive through part of the parking lot, I was asked for my order, so I asked if they have any fish tacos, the voice replied, “Sorry sir, we don’t serve fish tacos.” My world sank into complete silence, it was like a moment in a movie where the background zooms out and zooms in on the actor or actress. I know you’re not suppose to leave the drive through, but I did. I parked my car and calmly walked into the restaurant. I asked for the manager, he came and said, “What can I do for you?” I replied, “Why don’t you serve fish tacos?” The manager stared back at me for a very long time, then he spoke, “Why, because who would eat a fish taco??” I was speechless, apparently he didn’t know who he was talking to. I calmly asked and said, “Really? Well, I’m an otter and my favorite food is fish and I’ve had tacos before, but there’s always something missing.” The manager knew what I was talking about, but he replied, “We aren’t going to make fish tacos, sir. I’m sorry to make you feel bad, but we serve humans here.” I wasn’t sure what to do and then I remembered the movie Bolt, so I got down on one knee and slowly looked up at them and said, “Please, oh please sir, make me a fish taco.” The girl at the cash register was moved by my cuteness, but the manager wasn’t and you can guess what his answer was, yep, a big fat N.O. So I left in defeat, as I got in my car and closed the door, the girl came out to my car and tapped on the window, I rolled it down and she handed me a piece of paper and left without a word. I looked at the paper and read what it said, it said: 1) Go to WalMart 2) Go to the seafood section, get fish (any kind, doesn’t matter) 3) Go to where the tortillas are at - You’re welcome and a very cute/adorable otter . My heart felt warm and a smile came to my face, I drove to WalMart and did what the paper said. I was a happy otter when I left WalMart and drove home listening to some good music. I got home and fixed myself a fish taco and the taste made me dance the night away and I dreamt of nothing but fish and tacos. So when you can’t get a fish taco at Taco Bell, just make your own.
I hope it fits the time range for the Masquerade :3